The private-equity cogs that steamrolled all over Red Lobster are not the same cogs that power Flavor Flav’s clocks. A finance scheme that my feeble brain will not deign to try and explain here may have contributed to the seafood chain’s May 19 bankruptcy filing, but can a massive cash infusion from a certain hype man, rapper, and reality-TV star save the broke American institution? On June 3, Flavor Flav took it upon himself to singlehandedly end Red Lobster’s money woes and make sure Beyoncé has somewhere to take her man. To begin his noble side quest, the Public Enemy member “ordered the whole menu” on his recent visit to Red Lobster, according to a tweet that included a picture of the personality with an entire table full of the finest surf and turf our country has to offer. “Ya boy meant it when I said I was gonna do anything and everything to help @redlobster and save the cheddar bay biscuits,” he wrote. TMZ reports the company is in talks with Flav for a potential partnership. What, his historic and strategic investment wasn’t enough to keep the business up and running? This will be a long mission.
Ya boy meant it when I said I was gonna do anything and everything to help @redlobster and save the cheddar bay biscuits,,, ordered the whole menu,!!! ???????????????????????? pic.twitter.com/MVBcgHe6VT
— FLAVOR FLAV (@FlavorFlav) June 3, 2024
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Zoe Guy , 2024-06-05 20:28:40
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